I guess I've been distracted by a handsome man with a big...IQ.

Naomi [after admitting to Max she really is failing math]

I'm not taking a photo with that overgrown tree rat.


Who needs water when we have margaritas?


Any chance you wanna relaunch that rocket?

Naomi [following yet another romp in the sack with Max]

You've had sex before?!?

Naomi [to Max]

Prepare to have your world rocked.

Naomi [right before first time sex with Max]

You're gonna dance in foam and you're gonna love it.

Annie [to Liam]

Sushi in Mexico? That ends badly.


Emily: It turns out Beverly Hills really isn't for me.
Annie: Yeah, that's a real shame.

Navid: I'm your boss now. If I tell you to do something, you do it.
Dixon: Snoop Dogg wants to shoot his video here next week. And your car is clean... boss.

You're not as innocent as people think you are. You have an edge. I like that about you.

Liam [to Emily]

Max [after making out]: We're gonna have to keep this on the down low. It could ruin my reputation.
Naomi: I was thinking the exact same thing.

90210 Season 3 Quotes

She's Single White Femaling me!

Annie [on Emily]

Getting old is a bitch, Annie.