Max: You make a smokin' hot alien.
Naomi: I think you're hot too.

Nephew, you ain't gotta keep rappin'. We all good.

Snoop Dogg [rolling his eyes at Dixon]

I've given up. You win. I don't wanna fight anymore. I just want my life back.

Annie [to Emily]

Sometimes I look at nerds' profile pages to build my self esteem.


You've been smoking a lot lately. I'm starting to think I'm a bad influence on you.

Raj [to Ivy]

You think I should be into you 'cause you're into me but I'm not.

Max [lacing into Naomi]

It's alright if you're gay. Teddy's made it quite trendy.

Naomi [reacting to Max's rejection]

Max: What's the science emergency?
Naomi [removing trench coat to reveal lingerie get-up]: It's a biology problem actually.

Naomi in the library? The Apocalypse must be upon us.


Promise you won't kick my ass if I ever piss you off.

Naomi [to Annie]

You had a bad day. You almost put Emily through a vending machine.

Silver [to Annie]

Can't stop thinking of you. Get your sweet ass over here!

Navid [in text to Silver]

90210 Season 3 Quotes

You've had sex before?!?

Naomi [to Max]

Prepare to have your world rocked.

Naomi [right before first time sex with Max]