Abbott Elementary
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCAbbott Elementary Season 2 Episode 14: "Valentine's Day" Quotes
Despite your lack of swag, height, and good outfits, he thinks you're cute, but just don't do anything nasty on school grounds, because if I can't, then y'all can't.
Ava
Janine: Gregory likes me?
Jacob: Which you totally already knew right?
Melissa: I swear if I find out he's dipping his chip in someone else's dip, it will be the last time he sells chips
Barbara: He will come through.
Melissa: He better or I'm pulling the plug on him like we did my Aunt Denise and that sure woke her up, so maybe he'll come around.
Janine: I think you forgot to put the gift in the gift bag.
Mo: The gift is the bag.
Janine: Oh. it was so shiny, I thought it was a shopping bag. But this is to put stuff in.
Mo: Yeah, classic bag technology.
Gregory...liking me? That cannot be true. It has to be another one of Jacob's theories, like the one he has about all the teachers here disliking him, which is false. Only a handful of them do. Say, like 30-60%
Janine
Janine: Did I black out and rearrange my desk again?
Donnie: I saved this for you. Extra napkins are in the top left drawer.
Janine: Uh Donnie, did you straighten up my desk?
Donnie: I did. I see a real future with us.
Janine: Yes, I did get your valentine. Thank you, Donnie, that was very kind of you. What if you made another valentine and give it to someone in your desk pod?
Donnie: Uh. they're girls. I need a woman.
