Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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What is it about that guy? Every time I see him, I get this weird itch. Like hives?
Coulson [to Simmons, about Ward]
I am fresh out of sympathy for liars who kidnapped my friends and replaced them with killer robots.
Simmons [to Radcliffe]
Simmons: You're not crazy!
Coulson: I live alone and make my own soap.
Simmons: It's quaint. Hipster, even!
Trust is a luxury these days.
Mace
Coulson: Got to say, the whole Rebel Alliance aesthetic is really working for me.
Mace: I'll take that as a compliment. I think.
It's me again. Phil Coulson. I called Hydra on you. My bad.
Coulson [to Simmons]
This reality may be upside down, but Fitz is still Fitz. He's a good person.
Simmons [to Daisy]
Madame Hydra: You'd really do anything for me, wouldn't you?
Fitz: I'd cross the universe for you.
Fitz: Treat this mole like a cancer.
May: I'll cut it out myself
Daisy: Wait, are you still dead?
Simmons: No, I'm feeling much better.
Student: Are Hydra all Nazis?
Simmons: Every last one of them. And don't you let anyone forget it.
Do you have moments where reality isn't quite right? Like your memories don't fit?
Simmons [to Coulson]
