This is why I don't have Facebook.

Coulson

It is for the protection of your cats. I assure you.

Coulson [in Russian]

In the framework, her consciousness will live forever. The body always gives up, eventually.

Radcliffe [to Aida]

I've built a world where death is obsolete.

Radcliffe [to Agnes]

Doctor, you designed me to read social cues. You're being evasive.

Aida [to Radcliffe]

Radcliffe took something from me too. Her name is Melinda May, and she means everything to me.

Coulson [to Agnes]

I wake up and face death every day. Do you think I'm scared of you?

Agnes [to Coulson]

I'll mark you down as shocked, but not surprised. Which is surprising.

Coulson [to Agnes]

I'd be the first to admit that I follow my worst instincts at times.

Coulson

Please, don't sugarcoat it, Doc. And by that I mean, please sugarcoat it.

Director Mace [to Simmons]

It's not easy to find your place when you're working with heroes and gods.

Coulson [to Director Mace]

I know Talbot was trying to replicate what was done to Steve Rogers, but you'll never be Captain America.

Simmons [to Director Mace]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.