The engine caught fire. How is that not a dangerous problem?

Daisy [to Robbie]

I feel like a Dark Ages blacksmith looking at Tesla.

Fitz

I don't trust the new Director. But he trusts me.

Simmons [to May]

Daisy: You don't get to decide who deserves to die.
Ghost Rider: I'm not the one who decides.

The Aryan Brotherhood? Not my type of brothers.

Mack

Fitz [on Aida]: It has bloody microexpressions!
Dr. Radcliffe: She.

The world knows her as Quake. And Quake is an outlaw who takes out banks and bridges.

Melinda May [on Daisy]

Jemma: What happened?
Elena: Mack lit me on fire.

I don't give a damn about your powers. They're not what made you an agent. I did.

May

Hey electric company, can you light things up?

Mack

I don't want you to die, I want you to suffer.

Daisy

We'll discuss the consequences of your little science fair later.

Coulson

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.