So please, help me, help the U.S.A., help us.

Director Mace [to Simmons]

Trust must be earned with random, non-invasive testing.

Director Mace

I promise you, I am the man for this job. Because I'm not just a man. I'm an Inhuman.

Director Mace

Unless your face also does a clown posse thing, I'm infected. Give me some space.

Mack [to Robbie]

You said if you needed some ghost bustin...

Robbie [to Mack]

I didn't always have powers, and I did all right.

Daisy [to Mack]

Coulson: You had a near death experience.
May: It was a death experience. And I'm over it.
Coulson Well, I'm not over mine.

It's powerful, it's deadly, and now probably in the hands of a pissed off, mad scientist ghost.

Coulson

You can't have it both ways. You can't push us away and then come crawling back half-dead only when you feel like it. It's unfair!

Simmons [to Daisy]

In my experience, gods tend to be aliens.

Coulson

Fitz: Are you mad?
Radcliffe: No, just a scientist.

It's my car -- I drive. You wouldn't fit behind the wheel anyways.

Coulson [to Mack]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.