American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite American Horror Story Quotes
Why are you writing about him? He's just another maniac!
Kit
War is coming and you're gonna lose.
Queenie
"Who but I am both the tree and the lightning that strikes it?" Should I do it again? I mean, I can make it grittier, more vulnerable. I just, I really love this part. It's a great part.
Agnes
The Monsignor: Please, Jude, don't be childish.
Jude: Childish? Hell, I'm the Queen of Candyland.
Here's my other offer. You can all just die.
Fiona
You know Tate, unlike your siblings, you were graced with so many graces. How is it that you cannot bring yourself to use them? Just a smile or a kind word could open the gates to heaven.
Constance
We really don't need a man to protect us.
Madison
I'm starting to look less Samantha and more Endora every day.
Fiona
Listen to me, Iris. You and I, we are women of a certain age. We have suffered more than our fair share, dammit. We should inherit the earth.
Liz
What's my purpose?
Miriam
Man: Why do you get to decide that?
Cordelia: Because I'm the fucking Supreme!
You know the Alpha is a child’s tale, a lullaby impotent men tell flaccid little boys to make them believe one day, they’ll be something special. Time and time again, history has shown the hubris of men knows no bounds. Have we learned nothing from Attila the Hun? Herod the Great? Mark Zuckerberg? Men make terrible leaders.
Myrtle
