American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite American Horror Story Quotes
You will perform the seven wonders. Or die trying.
Fiona
I'd get out while you still can, Jughead.
Fiona
Sally: You telling us to stop telling guests is like Colonel Sanders telling people to stop eating chicken.
James: I'm not familiar with your military friend.
Don't forget to rate me five stars. Please.
Madison
[to the Countess] Come on. Let's stay in. We can binge watch House of Cards!
Donovan
We are under siege. Our lives, our very existence is always at risk. Know this. Or, face extinction.
Cordelia Fox
Kit's kid: Daddy?
Kit: Daddy will be there in a minute.
If you want a stiff one, come over here.
Axeman
Audrey [about Shelby]: Fiery and pathetic. It's exactly how I played her.
Rory: Nailed it.
I just want the gristle and fat, bitch!
Katen
I'm Beverly motherfucking Hope, and you're gonna wanna get the hell out of my way.
Beverly
Welcome to Trump's America, motherfuckers!
Gary