Pain is all I've ever known. Pain is how the world's always talked to me. Why shouldn't pain be the way I talk back?


Margaret: Who are you?
Richard: A servant of the Lord's son.
Margaret: You're a Christian?
Richard: The other one. The one he cast out.

Shit. I think he was checkin' me out.


Chet: Do either of you know who he is?
Ray: He's the dead guy with a fuckin' hole in his head!

That's no cock. It's an act of God.


You don't have to fear the worst when it's already happened.


Brooke: Miss Booth, I think we're in danger.
Margaret: Yes, we are in danger -- from sin.

Let's jam. A storm's coming. You don't want to be in the water with that lightning rod.


That thing was floppin' around like a baby elephant's trunk.


Margaret: Girls are red, boys are blue. Don't try to make purple.
Chet: You expect us to be celibate all summer?
Margaret: Well, I'm not banning self-abuse, although every stroke soils your soul, but how could I ever enforce it?
Xavier: It's 1984, Margaret. They're building co-ed showers in the West Hollywood gym. Ever hear of the sexual revolution? Sex won.

Bitch! I will find you. Satan will show me the way.


I know it may sound silly to you, but I'm going to be the greatest aerobics competitor of all time. I'm Montana, by the way.


American Horror Story Quotes

I am the queen of every hive. I am the fire on every hill. I am the shield over every head. I am the spear of battle. Who but I am both the tree and the lightning that strikes it?

The Butcher

Gloria: Where are you going?
Dandy: I don't know. Maybe St. Petersburg where they have real caramel corn, not that cardboard
they sell at the freak show!