I don't really know anything about love if I was going to be honest.

Fiona

A dog returns to his vomit.

Queenie

You will perform the seven wonders. Or die trying.

Fiona

Here's my other offer. You can all just die.

Fiona

Myrtle: Madison, you are the worst kind of Hollywood cliche. You are a bubblehead with crotchless panties.
Madison: And you're a dried up, old hot pocket, but I don't judge.
Myrtle: You can't talk to me like that. I'm your elder.
Madison: Welcome to the revolution, Carrot Top. As the next Supreme, I'm gonna drag this Coven out of the Dark Ages. Crotchless panties for everyone.

I think I'm gonna like it here.

Delphine

Kyle: I love you.
Zoe: I love you too.

Are you deaf? I'm the next Supreme. I brought myself back.

Madison

I'm starting to look less Samantha and more Endora every day.

Fiona

War is coming and you're gonna lose.

Queenie

Madame LaLaurie: No. You don't know this woman. What you do to me?
Queenie: Yes, I do. That's the reason I brought you here, you dumb bitch.v

I need a cigarette.

Madison

American Horror Story Quotes

Billie: Her husband murdered her with an ice pick.
Constance: It's hard to keep good help.

I questioned my sanity when I first found out. But this house, this house will make you a believer.

Constance