American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXAmerican Horror Story Quotes
Happy Halloween, bitch.
Brock
Defile me any way you want. But a warning, I have a very short tongue and a sensitive gag reflex.
Coco
Mallory, why are you molesting my lubes?
Coco
What's my purpose?
Miriam
I'm gay, but I fucked a girl in high school. And I finished, and she did too, I think. It's hard to tell with girls.
Mr. Gallant
You were 52 when Elvis took his last shit.
Coco
I paid my way in here, and that is the only cooperating that I plan on doing.
Coco
Humanity is on the brink of failure.
Michael
Wait, a pigeon? Can we eat it?!
Coco
There's no excuse for tardiness when there's nothing else to do.
Ms. Venable
Welcome to Outpost Three.
Wilhemina
I don't know how to work a dishwasher or open a door.
Coco