Taylor: I can't get rid of this bitch! I can't, okay? She doesn't do shit the normal cop way!
Pope:She dirty?
Taylor: I don't know. She's scary.

Baz: I don't want to hear it.
Smurf: She's your sister.
Baz: No, Smurf, she's not.
Smurf: You can call it whatever you want, but in this house, we're all family. Family doesn't screw family.
Baz: Then I'll leave.
Smurf: Where are you going to go? Oh, baby. You know you're too old for the orphanage, right?

Tommy: Wait, let me get some of that nitrous.
J: No, you want to remember the pain. It stops you from doing something stupid again.

Craig: Hey, we're going to be fine.
Renn: Yeah, I know.

Deran: You alright?
Pope: A cop has been tailing me.
Deran: Since when?
Pope: I don't know.
J: And?
Pope: She knows.
Deran: She knows what?
Pope: That I killed Cath. I did it for Smurf.

Pope: So how much?
Thompson: What?
Pope: How much do you want?
Thompson: Nothing.
Pope: Bullshit. You're leaning on a snitch. You're creeping without a warrant. You are looking for a payoff. Parasites. That's what cops like you are. But I don't feed parasites because you give 'em a little blood, and they just keep on sucking. No, the only way to deal with parasites, you squeeze the life out of them. You just squeeze it. You know what I mean?
Thompson: Who killed Catherine Bellend? You? Baz? Your mother? You wanna kill me? I'm already uploading my notes. They'll come right after you. You wanna kill me, Andrew, go ahead. You'll kill another woman. You might not. They can only fry you once.

Pope: You pretended to be Taylor's mom.
Thompson: Yeah.
Pope: Why?
Thompson: I was doing my job.
Pope: And you were in my house.
Thompson: Yeah.
Pope: MY HOUSE!

Smurf: Do you know how hard I've worked for us to have a decent home? To create this family? For you to just ruin it.
Julia: What the hell did you just say?
Smurf: Andrew told me about you and Baz.
Julia: It's not even like that. It's not just sex. Baz actually loves me.
Smurf: So now you think you're a woman? Do you know how to make a teenage boy hard? Maybe. It's not rocket science. He'd stick it in a snotty Kleenex if he thought it was still wet. That's just reality, little girl. Better get used to it.

Smurf: Have you noticed anything different about Julia and Baz lately?
Pope: Like what?
Smurf: I don't know. They seem closer.
Pope: No.
Smurf: They've been hanging out a lot, without you. You know we're all family. I don't want you to feel left out. Pope: I don't.
Smurf: That's good.

Do you know who did this, right? Do you know who did this? God dammit, Renn, I told you that this would happen!

Craig

Don't be sorry. Be on time.

J

J: Is there something up with your phone?
Penny: I'm married, okay? And that thing that happened the other night I can't do that again.

Animal Kingdom Quotes

Craig: I guess we're Lutheran. Who knew?
Daren: It must have been the cheapest.

Your mom just died, man. It's a free pass.

Baz