I'd give $10,000 for a glass of lemonade right now.

George Sr.

Oh, I've made a pun.

Lucille Bluth

Gob: Are those police boats
(Symbol Clash)
Gob: No, I'm serious. I think they are police boats.

Rebel Alley: Shoplifting: Not cool.

Steve Holt: You did all this for me?
Maeby: Yes, well, I'm going to go get sexy.

There's no "I" in "win"!

Steve Holt

Lucille: I've been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol is the reason I'm here, I got news for you, bub: it's the only reason you're here too.
Michael: Hey, you're mean sober too.

Lindsay: I have the afternoon free.
Lucille: Really? Did 'nothing' cancel?

Maeby: I thought your dad worked last weekend.
George Michael: No, last week he had to finish planning the new subdivision.
Maeby: Oh. So, did he finish it?
George Michael: No. Hey, are you trying to make me feel bad?
Maeby: Yeah, I guess. Sorry, I'm just bored.
George Michael: That's ok.
Maeby: I guess he just likes work more than he likes you.

Barry: You don't want to go in front of that judge. I caught him in a drag club.
Gob: What were you doing there?
Barry: Wow, you should be the lawyer.

Lucille: Blow.
(Holds out tissue)
Buster: No, Mother! I can blow myself.

Lindsay: Speaking of which, have we gotten anything from Nana?
Michael: Buster got a perforated heart and Gob got that receding hairline, but you and I pretty much dodged the bullet.

Arrested Development Quotes

Okay, we are just about ass-to-ankles back here, Maeby. Do you want to hop on your cousin's lap there, please?


(holding stuffed animals) These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.