Popular Arrested Development Quotes
I'd give $10,000 for a glass of lemonade right now.George Sr.
Oh, I've made a pun.Lucille Bluth
Gob: Are those police boats
Gob: No, I'm serious. I think they are police boats.
Rebel Alley: Shoplifting: Not cool.
Steve Holt: You did all this for me?
Maeby: Yes, well, I'm going to go get sexy.
There's no "I" in "win"!Steve Holt
Lucille: I've been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol is the reason I'm here, I got news for you, bub: it's the only reason you're here too.
Michael: Hey, you're mean sober too.
Lindsay: I have the afternoon free.
Lucille: Really? Did 'nothing' cancel?
Maeby: I thought your dad worked last weekend.
George Michael: No, last week he had to finish planning the new subdivision.
Maeby: Oh. So, did he finish it?
George Michael: No. Hey, are you trying to make me feel bad?
Maeby: Yeah, I guess. Sorry, I'm just bored.
George Michael: That's ok.
Maeby: I guess he just likes work more than he likes you.
Barry: You don't want to go in front of that judge. I caught him in a drag club.
Gob: What were you doing there?
Barry: Wow, you should be the lawyer.
(Holds out tissue)
Buster: No, Mother! I can blow myself.
Lindsay: Speaking of which, have we gotten anything from Nana?
Michael: Buster got a perforated heart and Gob got that receding hairline, but you and I pretty much dodged the bullet.