Popular Arrested Development Quotes
Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates, Tobias boarded a van full of homosexuals.
Narrator
Maeby: Um, yeah, I bought a frozen banana, and when I bit into it, I found this.
George Michael: It looks like a foot.
Maeby: It tasted like a foot. Which I didn't really mind, but I'm pretty sure I said "no nuts".
Michael: So ... this is the magic trick, huh?
Gob: "Illusion," Michael. A "trick" is something a whore does for money. (Michael points out that a bunch of kids are staring at Gob with their mouths open) ... Or candy!
I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.
Lucille
Unbelievable. Sounds like you saved enough skin to make 10 new boys.
Michael
Look what they've done, Michael. Look what the homosexuals have done to me.
Lucille
(on the phone) Then why don't you marry an ice cream sandwich!
Lucille
Gob: I should be in charge. I'm the older brother.
Michael: Do you even want to be in charge?
Gob: No ... but I'd like to be asked!
Narrator: Michael realized that his father had even taken control of the banana stand, but he still had some unanswered questions, so he did a little detective work.
Michael: You burn down the storage unit?
T-Bone: Oh, most definitely.
T-Bone: Welcome to Bluth Bananas, where bananas are our business. May I interest you in a banana this day?
Michael: T-Bone, what are you doing here?
T-Bone: Oh, your dad gave me this job.
And so, Lindsay and Maeby separately went to the same restaurant to celebrate the jobs they hadn't actually performed, with money they hadn't actually earned.
Narrator
(talking about the money their fund-raiser brought in) Well, most of that money was from the Bluth Company. I mean, how ...
Tobias
(Michael looks surprised) ... are you?
