We need to get to Ash before Baal scrambles his peanut brain.

Ruby

Always bring a gun to a puppet fight!

Kelly

Okay, I've seen some seriously disturbing stuff recently but you...are adorable.

Kelly

Sorry lacey. Sorry you got caught up in this bullshit. And I'm sorry your father was a self serving son of a bitch. You were a good kid.

Kelly

Keeping my end of the deal is boring. It's more fun to change things up at the last minute. Keeps Everyone on their toes!

Baal

Sorry Bill, you played right into my hand.

Oh, you're here to help me, sweet! Ooh, you don't smell so sweet, but that's nothing 10 or 12 showers can't fix.

What the Fraggle Rock is THAT thing?

Kelly

Puppets? I hate puppets! Even stunningly handsome ones.

I must destroy the Necronomicon!

Chet! Ohhh, they killed you again. That is so not cool!

Hey, after we get out, how about role playing? Maybe nurse Ratchet needs a little injection from Dr. Groovy, whattaya say?

Ash vs Evil Dead Season 2 Quotes

Deadite: Your truce is over Ashy Slashy.
Ash: What'd you call me?

I have fought with Attila the Hun and Genghis Khan and this fucked up shit is my only hope? Oh fuck, what a mess.

Ruby