Ash vs Evil Dead
Sundays 9:00 PM on StarzAsh vs Evil Dead Season 2 Quotes
You know, Ruby said this would be hard. Buddy, I've had harder turds. You are a joke of a demon!
I got a plan for Baal, and it doesn't involve recycling Pablo into some stupid book. I'm gonna find him, take my chain saw, shove it right up his ass.
Kelly: Okay, so I just fired a gun at a crowd of civilians.
Ash: Yeah, that's like a felony.
Cheryl, you're not supposed to be here. You died when you got branch banged by a demon tree about thirty years ago.
My children stole my immortality.
Ruby
Linda, from the moment I saw you I realized, that you were one of the only Linda's for me.
Okay, clearly the demon is inside of this walking penis. Just give me the gun, I'll take care of it, we'll go or pancakes.
You think your precious Jefe is going to be the savior of humanity? You get to watch me break him.
Baal
Hey! He's not "the Mexican" okay? He's Pablo. "Pablo the Mexican."
Okay, uhh...obviously I know exactly what's going on but, for the sake of these people, maybe you should explain.
Hey good lookin'. You here to break me out or break me in?
Baal/Marge: You got five, sugar.
Ash: Oh I got eight, but I know how to make it feel like five.
