Look, I would trust a blind proctologist over her, but you know the deal.

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• Added: October 04, 2016

Ash: Poor fellow, guess he didn't have the heart to carry on without me.
Kelly: Or the food.

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• Added: October 04, 2016

Holy pickle dicks!

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• Added: October 04, 2016

Tommy: You've got some huge balls showing yourself in this town.
Ash: Yeah, I do. Notice I never wear gym shorts?

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• Added: October 01, 2016

Homeless Man: You!! You ruined my LIFE!
Ash: I've ruined a lot of people's lives, sir.

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• Added: October 01, 2016

Ash: Check it out. I'm better, stronger...
Brock: Faster? Bullshit. It looks like some piece of shit made in China.

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• Added: October 01, 2016

Kelly: You think Ruby's here? In a crack house.
Ash: No. It's my house. At least it used to be.
Kelly: Oh. It's...nice.

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• Added: October 01, 2016

Ash: Pablo, first round of 'ritas is on you because...
Pablo: Oh! Because it's the drink of my people!
Ash: That's a little racist, don't you think?

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• Added: October 01, 2016

Deadite: Your truce is over Ashy Slashy.
Ash: What'd you call me?

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• Added: October 01, 2016

I have fought with Attila the Hun and Genghis Khan and this fucked up shit is my only hope? Oh fuck, what a mess.

Ruby

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• Added: October 01, 2016