Astrid & Lilly Save the World
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Lilly: Why are you so invested in helping us close the portal?
Brutus: Fair enough. TLDR: I come from a long line of interdimensional monster-hunter mentors as part of an organization called the portal protectorate. Agents are trained from hatchlings to monitor the border between worlds and to step in if there's a breach. It's all very official. We even have badges!
Brutus: What did it manifest for you?
Lilly: Dodgeball monster. Pure nightmare fuel.
Brutus: Mm. And you?
Astrid: Nothing. It didn't work on me.
Brutus: That's weird. The only way that would happen is if you've already survived your worst fear.
Angel Monster: It's working. I am becoming.
Christine: That makes me so happy my angel.
Angel Monster: If you're happy, I'm happy. You are one of the special ones. Some of us are special. Some of us are not.
Brutus: Timiring is only vulnerable when confronted with its own worst fear, otherwise it's pretty much unkillable.
Astrid: And that fear would be what?
Brutus: Huh? Um... it's not specified, unfortunately.
Astrid: I thought the whole point was to get rid of the bullies.
Lilly: Totally, but then doesn't that make us the bully? Do we want to be them? Or do we want to be us?
Razor: Think about it. Those boys? Those cruel, muscle-ridden boys? Do they really make the world a kinder place?
Lilly: That's not the point.
Razor: Isn't it? wouldn't we be better off without bullies like that?
Lilly: So the monster's name is Razor? That doesn't sound safe.
Brutus: It's not. It refers to its 23,371 teeth, which coincidentally is the monster part you need to retrieve.
Brutus: True love is the most important thing in any dimension. So what you need to do is ask him out! Nothing crazy, just see if he wants to leap a few craters, skin a zordnuk: basic first date stuff... Right. Humans. I'm assuming human boys like confidence just as much as monster girls, so grab the Brutus by the horns!
Lilly: Why are you so into this stuff?
Brutus: Because love is a battlefield.
Christine: Jamison? If that's you playing another one of your pranks I will be forced to tell you mo- My Lord and Savior! You've chosen me! What an unusual-looking angel of his mercy. Not at all what I expected, but no matter. You heard my prayers, and you are here to rid me of that evil teacher Jonas.
Creature: I am here to serve.
Tearjerker: Let all those tears out my miserable lovelies. And I'll tell you why you can't stop crying... because you're excellent party guests!
Girl: I know this monster's disgusting, but is he also kinda sexy? Like a sexy daddy who deals party drugs?
Tate: Gross, but yes exactly!
Brutus: Look, I can't make you stay. Rule number 6795c. But you should know, the thing that has your friend is called the Tearjerker and it targets literally that cries for any reason at all.
Astrid: We gotta go. Let's go.
Astrid: What Spell?
Brutus: Oh you know, the one where you were standing 7.263 feet from each other. The copper, the fir tree bark, and the _____ when you were howling your intense pain at the moon. "aahhhhh"
Lilly: And then we said "we want you all to evaporate" backwords!
Brutus: What? No, no, only the stuff that I said.
Astrid: Why are we listening to this lunatic?
Brutus: And you really should've known better than to do it on the third Sunday of the ninth month during the pink moon! Come on.
