Awkward Quotes
I have never seen something so offensive in my life. That car is no way to bridge your relationship gap.
Lacey
Jenna Hamilton tried to kill herself...again!
Sadie
You should have no trouble ropin' in some frumpster like Dan.
Val
Why are you talking like a fortune cookie?
Tamara
He kept giving me weird non-answers like my cell phone robot.
Tamara
[Clap Clap] Wrap it up Gary!
Sadie
Jenna: You're drunk.
Ally: And you're a dork, but at least I'll be sober tomorrow...for a while.
Jenna: I guess your plan to ruin my parents' relationship worked. Happy?
Ally: Listen, your Dad's the one who ruined their relationship and it started years ago.
Jenna: What are you talking about?
Ally: Think about it why would I hate buzzkill this much for no reason? Because I'm the one who had to pick up the pieces when he screwed over your mom over and over again.
What? You're not a bridesmaid, you're the flower bitch.
Ally
Jenna: We need to find a way to tone this down. Suggestions?
Tamara: Put on a hat.
Jenna: What's that gonna do?
Tamara: Hide your face.
Wedding Planner: I pay cash.
Tamara: I am your slave!
Sadie: Where can I get ready?
Tamara: By the dumpster.
Sadie: That's sweet, but I don't have time for a tour of your home.
