Awkward Quotes
What the hell is wrong with you?
Sadie
Ugh, Jesus, kiss me before I throw up.
Sadie
Everyone knows Jenna. She has a reputation.
Sadie
Lacey: I am sorry we got carried away with all of that girl talk. I did not mean to embarrass you.
Jenna: Don't worry it wasn't the first time.
Lacey: And it won't be the last.
Jenna, contrary to the advice I've been giving Ally; you need to know that every first time is the first time, and it should be special.
Lacey
Jenna: Bad breakup?
Tamara: 10.5 on the dick-ter scale.
Scrooge hated Christmas, dip hole.
Sadie
I call shenanigans.
Tamara
Let me tell you something about Ricky Schwartz. The only time he uses the "L word" is for burritos and lesbian porn.
Tamara
Ironically, Val had become a lot more insightful once she left the guidance office.
Jenna
Matty: And this is...
Jenna: ...a girl he deflowered at summer camp.
Now find me someone to dry hump.
Tamara
