Awkward Quotes
Tamara: Jesus, your mom documented high school like it was the best time of her life.
Jenna: And it was.
Jenna and Tamara: Sad.
No joke, Ben's your mom's Matty.
Tamara
Ben's tactics were tacky, but so was my mother, so they were working.
Jenna
I need to get out of here. Emily is so far up my butt I can taste her, and if that isn't craptastic enough I keep seeing Sadie and Ricky. They've been raping each others faces all night.
Tamara
Gone were the secrets and heartache of my past. I was looking at my future.
Jenna
Considering that Ally's longest relationship was with nicotine her spontaneous engagement was kinda sketch.
Jenna
Jenna: It was a supportive eye roll because now you don't have to get a job!
Ally: I know!
Ricky: Hi beautiful.
Tamara: Die.
So I had megaphoned my mission to bang my beau.
Jenna
What's up suicidal slut? [Sadie shoves a dollar in Jenna's shirt.] Get used to it sex is gonna pay your way through college. You're welcome.
Sadie
I know what you're doing after school.
Tamara
Don't worry I won't let her know you're a hobag.
Valerie
