Batwoman
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on The CWBatwoman Season 2 Episode 1: "What Happened to Kate Kane?" Quotes
Luke: It's been four years, Bruce. Where have you been?
Bruce: If only the answer were as simple as the question, Mini Fox.
Ryan: You make it sound like these are all my choices.
Stevens: They are your choices, Ryan. You have the power to turn this around.
Ryan: You want to know why I haven't paid my fines? Because I can't find a job. Because I don't have a home. Because no landlord wants to rent to an ex-con who's post-release. You see how this works? No one cares that the dope wasn't mine or that the Crows were dirty or that I'm actually a decent human. I am a file in your cabinet. That is not having power. That is the very definition of powerless.
I have no idea what this button does. You wanna figure it out together or you wanna help me?
Batwoman
Tommy/Bruce: Very soon, the world will call me Batman.
Alice: Oh, do you want a parade? Because I'm pretty sure my sister is in the large intestine of a great, white...
Tommy/Bruce: Oh, is that what this is? Are you in mourning? You wanted her dead.
Alice: I wanted to kill her myself.
Tommy/Bruce: Not to say "I told you so" to a ... belligerent psychopath... you could've shot her months ago when she was out of the suit.
Alice: When did I say I was going to shoot her? I said I wanted her dead.
Tommy/Bruce: What the hell did you do that for?
Alice: No reason at all because reason doesn't matter.
I tried being reasonable once. I was tethered to reason. I was calculated, precise, planned. And look where that got me. Sharing a roof with Bruce Lame.
Alice
Trust me, Tom Tom. An Alice with a goal is so much sweeter than an Alice unmoored.
Alice
Jacob: Ha, Bruce Wayne. I take it they're out of cocaine in Belize.
Tommy/Bruce: Missed you too, Uncle Jake.
Ryan: Is Batman actually chasing me right now?
Luke: It's not Batman. It's Tommy Elliot. He looks like Bruce Wayne but he's actually a psychotic Arkham escapee who will kill anyone in his path.
Ryan: You're not making it any better.
Luke: If he gets that suit, he becomes the most dangerous person in Gotham. You need to outrun him.
Ryan: Outrun him? Look at his car! I don't even have hubcaps!
That suit. It's bigger than me. It's one thing to put it on and it's another thing to wear it.
Ryan
