My butt is dry and strong

Tina

She got catfished by a box!

Gene

He dumped you? I'm gonna kill him...again!

Linda

You're just a box, aren't you? I'm on a date with a box.

Tina

Are we holding hands? I can't really tell.

Tina

We caught the ghost, his name is Jeff. Everything is fine.

Linda

Jeff. I just got chills.

Gene

Exterminator: You need to catch it and get rid of it!
Gene: Like salmon.

Bobby, is he squirting poison? The kids just got home and they want to watch.

Linda

Two days until trick or treating. What am I supposed to eat until then? Other food?

Gene

Why is no one singing? Why is no one dancing? What's wrong with Hollywood?!

Gene

Bob's Burgers Quotes

Two days until trick or treating. What am I supposed to eat until then? Other food?

Gene

Why is no one singing? Why is no one dancing? What's wrong with Hollywood?!

Gene