So that's what a prostate exam is.

Big Bob

ROBOT CAKE, RELEASE YOUR HOLD ON ME!

Gene

Don't you cankle me!

Ray

Meet your new cankles, Ray!

Louise

BOB MARLEY, GIVE ME STRENGTH!

Gene

A no is a yes turned upside down.

Tina

There you are my stinky princess!

Louise

I don't know what kind of "doing it" you're talking about, but you're too loud!

Louise

Well, I decided to go join the birds. I eat lots of bread already and I'm tired of fighting. Goodbye!

Gene

Regular Sized Rudy: I'm allergic to geese and ducks!
Gene: I will not invite you to my Duck Duck Goose party then.

Animal Control Officer: WHO'S IN CONTROL?!
Other Animal Control Officers: ANIMAL CONTROL!

You can only eat an animal for so long. It's the turkey's turn to rule the Earth now. We had our chance and we blew it!

Mickey

Bob's Burgers Quotes

Two days until trick or treating. What am I supposed to eat until then? Other food?

Gene

Why is no one singing? Why is no one dancing? What's wrong with Hollywood?!

Gene