Gene: I wouldn't mind a trip on the Tickle Boat.
Tina: Gene, they closed it, remember? That guy died.

The real tragedy is that I don't have time to get nachos before we start. You know what, maybe I do.

Linda

Ok, just don't start a brothel while we're gone! Just kidding, you can!

Gene

Sturdy and purdy!

Gene

All the losers get stickers! Stickers of shame!

Linda

I wanna be the bad boy of ice pushing, like Elvis Stojco!

Gene

Homework club? Oh my God, they're doing drugs to each other!

Linda

Why are you running if you don't want to? Just tell the teacher you have sciatica.

Gene

Teddy will eat whatever you put in front of him. Remember when he at that receipt?

Linda

Louise: No fart-sicles.
Gene: Just disappoint-sicles

Doctor, stop shoving burgers into his heart!

Quick, to the Pacific Time Zone! It's still Halloween in San Diego!

Gene

Bob's Burgers Quotes

Two days until trick or treating. What am I supposed to eat until then? Other food?

Gene

Why is no one singing? Why is no one dancing? What's wrong with Hollywood?!

Gene