Cam: I know Hodgins is your husband and your soulmate, but…
Angela: Oh no. We'll kill him together.

Dr. Fisher: Cartoons upset me as a child.
Hodgins: More of an Adam’s Family kid?
Dr. Fisher: Twilight Zone reruns actually.
Cam: Everything about you makes more sense now.

Duck season or wabbit season?

Hodgins

The human penis has no skeleton material of any kind.

Brennan

Jessica: I've seen a lot of things but this, for the rats to get inside of the ribs like that, it's truly horrifying.
Brennan: There's no better word for it.

Why eat the toes when there's so much good stuff left on the body?

Jessica

I already turned him in once, so it will be even easier the second time.

Aubrey

Early exposure to e-coli bacteria is beneficial to the development of children's immune systems.

Brennan

Booth: I'm a sniper, you hear me, and snipers they do not fire blanks.
Brennan: And in that analogy, my ovaries are what, target practice?

Go pork yourself.

Barbara

Aubrey: This is a black kale, chia smoothie.
Booth: Why are you drinking that? Did you lose a bet or something?
Brennan: Do you have an infected lesion?

Booth, why are you covering yourself? I'm not going to perform the procedure myself, in a car.

Brennan

Bones Quotes

Wendell: Couth, who says couth?
Hodgins: I do.

Worthy of a manger.

Hodgins

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones