Bones Quotes
Cam: I know Hodgins is your husband and your soulmate, but…
Angela: Oh no. We'll kill him together.
Dr. Fisher: Cartoons upset me as a child.
Hodgins: More of an Adam’s Family kid?
Dr. Fisher: Twilight Zone reruns actually.
Cam: Everything about you makes more sense now.
Duck season or wabbit season?
Hodgins
The human penis has no skeleton material of any kind.
Brennan
Jessica: I've seen a lot of things but this, for the rats to get inside of the ribs like that, it's truly horrifying.
Brennan: There's no better word for it.
Why eat the toes when there's so much good stuff left on the body?
Jessica
I already turned him in once, so it will be even easier the second time.
Aubrey
Early exposure to e-coli bacteria is beneficial to the development of children's immune systems.
Brennan
Booth, why are you covering yourself? I'm not going to perform the procedure myself, in a car.
Brennan
Aubrey: Jessica just thought that maybe it'd be a good idea if I went on a junk food cleanse. It's no big deal.
Booth: Go back to the donuts because that smells like monkey ass.
Aubrey: This is a black kale, chia smoothie.
Booth: Why are you drinking that? Did you lose a bet or something?
Brennan: Do you have an infected lesion?
Unlike Booth, I am an equal opportunity accuser. See, I don't care about sex, age...just motive and opportunity.
Aubrey
