Bones Quotes
Go pork yourself.
Barbara
Booth, why are you covering yourself? I'm not going to perform the procedure myself, in a car.
Brennan
Aubrey: This is a black kale, chia smoothie.
Booth: Why are you drinking that? Did you lose a bet or something?
Brennan: Do you have an infected lesion?
Aubrey: Jessica just thought that maybe it'd be a good idea if I went on a junk food cleanse. It's no big deal.
Booth: Go back to the donuts because that smells like monkey ass.
Cam: I know it's a surprise but could you give us a hint on the dress code?
Brennan: Yes, wearing clothes would be advisable.
The tradition is illogical. Being startled is unpleasant while engineering a surprise for others has proven to be quite pleasurable.
Brennan
Aubrey: Someone dumped a body in those woods.
Randy: Talk about littering.
Trust me, if I've learned anything from being in this chair it's that happiness comes from accepting what you have.
Hodgins
That is one of the many benefits of growing older, we grow wiser in the process.
Brennan
I would prefer to only speak with Dr. Brennan. Communicating with someone of lesser intellect is difficult for me.
Zack
Innocent people don't escape from sanitariums to proclaim their innocence.
Booth
If I had been in that basement, this needle here wouldn't be in evidence. Nope, I would have shoved it down his throat and made sure it punctured every one of his organs on the way down.
Hodgins
