Bones Quotes
Cam: Why would someone cut the head off a body here (points at a place on a map) and drive miles away to dispose of the head here (points at another place on the map)?
Hodgins: I rarely find motive in bird vomit.
No, this is original. Uh not representing any of the well-known characters -- Sailor Moon, Faye Valentine, Motoko.
Dr. Tanaka
Sweets: The mask could have been used by the killer to dehumanize the victim, allowing whoever decapted her to distance himself form the ugly reality of her death.
Dr. Tanaka: Mmm, you are entering the realm of psychology, an field of unverifiable speculation. Perhaps I could be of further help to Dr. Brennan.
Sweets: Sometimes I hate hard science. I know that seems immature, but thats just how I feel.
Brennan: Diane Sidmans's role was important to the Large Hadron Collider team?
Landis Collar: The effort to find the Higgs-Boson will be set back months.
Brennan: I thought you would be with Booth.
Cam: Questioning people isn't, really my thing. Most of the time I just wanna ... beat them until they tell me what I wanna hear.
Brennan: I know, it gets frustrating and, hitting can often be quite effective.
Clark: And you both work with the Justice Department.
Brennan: Yes.
Clark: Ironic.
I was turned on by tiger urine?
Angela
Booth: (arriving at the animal park with Brennan) I was here last weekend with Parker. They got monkeys swingin' free -- right over there! You think we have time?
Bones: Booth, we are here to recover a set of remains.
Booth: Come on Bones, you gotta take time to smell the primates.
Bones: Why? They're malodorous and they throw their excrement.
Booth: Did you know that giraffes can weigh up to two tons?
Bones: Yes. Everyone knows that.
Booth: And they sleep less than two hours a day.
Bones: That I did not know.
Booth: Yes! Pinky stumps The Brain!
Angela: (about Hodgins) He does have a teriffic ass.
Brennan: Perhaps that's why you're always making him leave.
Booth: So he was killed around that area with something like that thing.
Brennan: That is very imprecise.
Booth: Works for me
Cam: Michelle stopped loving me years ago.
Bones: But you never stopped loving her. She'll know that. The Mohawk Indians have a saying that when a child falls in the rapids, the one who rescues her will share in her new life forever. I assume that doesn't only apply to a potential drowning victim.
Cam: I want you to consider something. You need a place to live now.
Michelle: Yea um ... my dad has some kind of cousin in Chicago.
Cam: I ... would like you to come live with me.
