Bones Quotes
Angela: Hey Dr. Oldhouse. I wasn't wrong about Clark, was I? He's, tightly wound but-
Nora Oldhouse: Dynamite, Ms. Montenegro. A briefcase bomb.
Angela: That's what I thought.
Bones: Despite the fact that you aren't, a real medical doctor you have been quite helpful. Thanks.
Dr. Fitts: Oh you're welcome. Oh and, by the way, you aren't a real medical doctor either.
Bones: If you had released the remains to me when I had asked and Mr. Vaziri had removed the flesh, then we'd have never have found cause of death.
Cam: Thank you.
Bones: Why are you thanking me? I'm simply stating a fact.
Cam: I'm thanking you for stating the fact that you were wrong.
Bones: Oh. You're welcome.
Angela: So let me get this straight: To be together, then it has to be all about the future.
Hogdins: Yeah.
Angela: So, this, right now, this is together?
Hogdins: It was a moment. A great moment. But, all great moments are passed.
Angela: So you heard about me and Roxy?
Sweets: Yeah. Sorry.
Angela: Oh no, really, it's absolutely fine.
Sweets: Okay.
Angela: I also had a little ... afternoon delight with Hodgins but lets just say, it's not really his thing.
Sweets: Again I'm sorry.
Angela: No it's ... totally fine.
Sweets: Then why are you telling me?
Angela: Brennan approves of the way I conduct my love life.
Sweets: Oh.
Angela: Yeah.
Hodgins: Ya know I- I- I'm gonna take Angela for a cup of coffee, okay?
Cam: (sarcastically) Sure, yeah, go. This is a simple murder. Solves itself.
(about Booth) The Vicodin seems to be working he ... claims it makes the furniture feel friendly.
Brennan
Agent Perotta: Booth was right - you're like a portable polygraph.
Sweets: You didn't mean that in a good way though, did you?
Bones: Booth gets needlessly protective sometimes. I have no idea why.
Agent Perotta: You really don't, do you?
Bones: No.
Valerie Daniels: You are far more ripped under those school-boy duds than one would think. Aren't you, Dr. Sweets?
Sweets: Yes.
Hodgins: What's with the long face there, sunshine?
Cam: Mr. Fisher just broke up with his girlfriend and he's feeling a little down.
Hodgins: What about me? My girlfriend and I broke up -- I gotta see her at work every day.
Fisher: Well, obviously it hasn't blackened your soul like it has mine.
Hodgins: There was some light charring.
Fisher: I'm dead inside.
Hodgins: Okay! You win. Happy?
Fisher: Not that I can ever remember.
Alex Pina: Well, mattress really isn't uh, Chloe's style, no offense.
Agent Perotta: None taken, favor backseats myself.
