Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Thursdays 8:00 PM on NBCFavorite Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes
Jake: I wish you hadn't read that Annie Leibowitz book.
Charles: Quit calling it a book! It was a visual journey!
I have to ask, do you think "awesome" begins with an "o"?
Holt
You look like a Boyz II Men Easter alb
Rosa
You got a badditude. That's a bad attitude.
Terry
There's very little street parking, no gifts, no singing of Happy Birthday. Should be fun.
Holt
Boyle’s a hero. And so is his butt.
Rosa
It's probably just an empty white cube with a USB port for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.
Jake
Holt: Try to blend in.
Jake: Good idea. I’ll just age myself 60 years, become Chinese and female.
I love the spray tan, Joey. Let me take a picture of you, I wanna show the colour to the guy who stains my deck!
Jake
I don't know what's gonna happen on this assignment, and if something bad goes down, I think I'd be pissed at myself if I didn't say this. I kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.
Jake
Amy: The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened.
Jake: The girl who beat you for high school valedictorian died?
I don't wanna be a jerk, I know you're dating Teddy and it's going really well.
Jake
