Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Thursdays 8:00 PM on NBCFavorite Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes
Amy: The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened.
Jake: The girl who beat you for high school valedictorian died?
I don't wanna be a jerk, I know you're dating Teddy and it's going really well.
Jake
This whole place reeks of bacon. Well guess what? I'm going kosher. Cause Jakey don't dig on swine!
Jake
I agree - with the stuff about the drill, not the spineless ass-kissing.
Rosa
The last lady I went out with burst into tears when I told her I was a Gemini.
Jake
No waiting, just toasting. I want you to toast, now I wanna eat toast, gimme some toast!
Terry
How did you manage to step on both of my feet at the same time
Jake
Amy: What was your worst date ever?
Jake: I think it's like a 50-way tie.
Vivian is my fiancee. My ex-fiancee. My never-wife.
Charles
Permission to go to the bathroom?
Amy
Jake. Granted. First of three. Use them wisely.
I’m sorry – I just get so emotional when I talk about how bogus Thanksgiving is
Jake
Santiago: Pretty hungover? Peralta: Shhhhh...turn off your mouth siren...