Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Thursdays 8:00 PM on NBC

Jake: Are you sure this is culturally okay for me?
Judy: We're gonna find out.

Permalink: We're gonna find out.

Rating: Unrated

Trudy: He's probably here to arrest Chuck.
Jake: I would never arrest Chuck. But I mean, why'd you say that? What did Chuck do?
Trudy: Woooooow. Cops always be coppin'.

Permalink: Woooooow. Cops always be coppin'.

Rating: Unrated

Jake: I think "Reverse Heist" would make for a great movie and I already have the tagline: This summer, there are takebacks.

Permalink: This summer there are takebacks.

Rating: Unrated

Jake Peralta is age thirty-nine but professionally he's still in his prime.
Holt

Permalink: Jake Peralta is age thirty-nine but professionally he's still in his prime.

Rating: Unrated

Dillman: Based on your reaction I know everything about you as a person.
Jake: That can't be true.
Holt: It is. You're cooked.

Permalink: It is. You're cooked.

Rating: Unrated

You see, Terrence, I couldn't help but notice you're not wearing suspenders today. Odd, considering suspenders are your entire personality.
Jake

Permalink: You see, Terrence, I couldn't help but notice you're not wearing suspenders today. Odd,...

Rating: Unrated

Holt: Dillman never talks first when he's in the box.
Amy: Well, Rosa never initiates conversation of any kind.

Permalink: Well, Rosa never initiates conversation of any kind.

Rating: Unrated

Jake: No one likes a know-it-all.
Dillman: You're married to one.

Permalink: You're married to one.

Rating: Unrated

Jake: That's impossible, I never keep my receipts! Amy tell them, tell them how much our accountant hates me.
Amy: She hates him so much!

Permalink: She hates him so much!

Rating: Unrated

Jake: You're a great detective, Charles.
Charles: Wow, even in defeat you are a true prince of a man.

Permalink: Wow, even in defeat you are a true prince of a man.

Rating: Unrated