Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Charles: Your yogurt's spoiled.
Terry: Who did this?!
Sir, wait! Oh, I didn't know I was going to catch up to you so fast. I don't know what to say now, I thought I'd have more running time to formulate it.
Jake
Team Santiago, let's lunch-a-bunch!
Amy
Randy: We're actually all staffed-up in maintenance.
Jake: We don't want your job, Randy!
Say, "I am Raymond Holt and my brain is rock hard!"
Jake
Allister: A brain should be soft and wet.
Holt: I wanted to say that, but Jake told me not too!
Jake: Yeah! Because it's gross.
You can use this. There are benefits to being underestimated.
Jake
Rosa, come on. You can't break a mouse in half. Oh wow, you did. Scary. You really earned your rep.
Jake
Holt: You need to focus because time is running out.
Jake: Oh yeah, that's what the F I'm talking about.
I should've done this last night, but I chickened out. We need to break up.
Jocelyn
Have you still not watched Killing Eve? I've told you about it so many times!
Jake
I'm not gonna destroy her. I actually want her back. I really love her, Jake.
Rosa