Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Jake: You said you were kidnapped for real.
C.J.: Well, I don't want people to think I was fake-kidnapped.
Jake: C.J. will just tell everyone the truth.
Keith: No he won't, I bought him off.
Are they totally shocked? Is Kelly like 'what just happened?'
Jake
What's Holt's expression right now? Would you describe it as 'proud daddy?'
Jake
Jake: It's a manhunt. And I'm the man-hunter.
Charles: And I'm your sidekick, the boy-hunter.
Holt: I've been stripped of my accomplishments and lost the respect of everyone in my life, including my dog.
Jake: Cheddar? No.
Holt: Yes. Now, he only poops for Kevin.
Jake: Boyle, gather everyone up.
Charles: Oo, we starting a burn book about Holt? Let's drag him baby!
Officer Fogel: Detectives, I'm sorry for my partner's bad-boy behavior.
Holt: I am not a bad boy. I'm trying to catch bad boys. If anything, I'm a good boy.
I was the first female Asian-American captain in the NYPD. My guilty pleasure is charity work, and what do I do for fun? Well, basically just design and build skateparks for marginalized communities.
Captain Kim
Terry: Working with the FBI? That's your dream job, Jake!
Jake: First of all, my dream job is spy, falsely accused of betraying his country, forced to work alone to clear his name by taking down the mysterious organization that framed him, known only as Shade.
Charles: What's up guys? Why are we standing around outside?
Jake: Is your walk different? Are you strutting?
Charles: I don't know what you're talking about. This is how I always walk, bitch.
Jake: Come on, Holt. Let's shake this narc.
Amy: That's right I am a NARC. A Nationally Accredited and Registered Chaperone!
