Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Terry: Maybe I'll win this year!
Holt: Aw, the heist is already working. Sergeant Jeffords has recovered his sense of humor.
Amy: I would love to defend my crown after I destroyed you all last year.
Jake: Well, I mean, the proposal was all part of my plan.
Amy: All I remember is you bowing to me on your knees.
Jake: Yeah, I was asking you to marry me.
Amy: Well, you looked like a fool.
What if the reason we can't find the hacker, is that there is no hacker?
Jake
I'm not gonna destroy her. I actually want her back. I really love her, Jake.
Rosa
Have you still not watched Killing Eve? I've told you about it so many times!
Jake
I should've done this last night, but I chickened out. We need to break up.
Jocelyn
Holt: You need to focus because time is running out.
Jake: Oh yeah, that's what the F I'm talking about.
Rosa, come on. You can't break a mouse in half. Oh wow, you did. Scary. You really earned your rep.
Jake
You can use this. There are benefits to being underestimated.
Jake
Allister: A brain should be soft and wet.
Holt: I wanted to say that, but Jake told me not too!
Jake: Yeah! Because it's gross.
Say, "I am Raymond Holt and my brain is rock hard!"
Jake
Randy: We're actually all staffed-up in maintenance.
Jake: We don't want your job, Randy!
