Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Pimento: Where am I? What is that table?
Jake: Calm down, you're at the Nine-Nine and you know what a table is.
Terry: You are a good cop, with a great attitude!
Rosa: I don't like this.
We may be arguing, but we're all thinking the same thing. Terry talks about his children too much.
Holt
Jake: Boyle, gather everyone up.
Charles: Oo, we starting a burn book about Holt? Let's drag him baby!
Holt: I've been stripped of my accomplishments and lost the respect of everyone in my life, including my dog.
Jake: Cheddar? No.
Holt: Yes. Now, he only poops for Kevin.
Officer Fogel: Detectives, I'm sorry for my partner's bad-boy behavior.
Holt: I am not a bad boy. I'm trying to catch bad boys. If anything, I'm a good boy.
I was the first female Asian-American captain in the NYPD. My guilty pleasure is charity work, and what do I do for fun? Well, basically just design and build skateparks for marginalized communities.
Captain Kim
Jake: It's a manhunt. And I'm the man-hunter.
Charles: And I'm your sidekick, the boy-hunter.
Jake: Come on, Holt. Let's shake this narc.
Amy: That's right I am a NARC. A Nationally Accredited and Registered Chaperone!
Terry: Working with the FBI? That's your dream job, Jake!
Jake: First of all, my dream job is spy, falsely accused of betraying his country, forced to work alone to clear his name by taking down the mysterious organization that framed him, known only as Shade.
Charles: What's up guys? Why are we standing around outside?
Jake: Is your walk different? Are you strutting?
Charles: I don't know what you're talking about. This is how I always walk, bitch.
What's Holt's expression right now? Would you describe it as 'proud daddy?'
Jake
