Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Sorry, sir, that no one wants to bone your dusty old skeleton.
Amy
Sleep. Sleep, you ugly morons.
Holt
Jake: Can you at least try to be nice, for me?
Rob: Okay. I'll be nice.
Rob: Wish you were dead, you lousy son of a bitch!
Jake: You said you were gonna be nice!
Rob: I lied, so I could say the son of a bitch thing.
That's insulting. I'm very concerned with immigration issues.
Scully
You gave Hitchcock and Scully an important case?
Rosa
Charles: Fun! Terry's playing the flute.
Holt: At work? Who are you, William Wonka?
Jake: No one likes a know-it-all.
Dillman: You're married to one.
Jake: You're a great detective, Charles.
Charles: Wow, even in defeat you are a true prince of a man.
Jake: That's impossible, I never keep my receipts! Amy tell them, tell them how much our accountant hates me.
Amy: She hates him so much!
Jake Peralta is age thirty-nine but professionally he's still in his prime.
Holt
The phrase "whodunit" is a grammatical abomination. So, please use the proper term "a who has done this."
Holt
