Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Dillman: Based on your reaction I know everything about you as a person.
Jake: That can't be true.
Holt: It is. You're cooked.
Jake: You're a great detective, Charles.
Charles: Wow, even in defeat you are a true prince of a man.
Jake Peralta is age thirty-nine but professionally he's still in his prime.
Holt
Trudy: He's probably here to arrest Chuck.
Jake: I would never arrest Chuck. But I mean, why'd you say that? What did Chuck do?
Trudy: Woooooow. Cops always be coppin'.
Jake: I think "Reverse Heist" would make for a great movie and I already have the tagline: This summer, there are takebacks.
Jake: Are you sure this is culturally okay for me?
Judy: We're gonna find out.
You're the most consistent person in my life Peralta. I can always count on you.
Doug Judy
Jake: I just got outta jail. Five years.
Chuck: Tough sentence, what'd you do?
Jake: Elder abuse. Got my grandpa good, so.
Chuck: Damn, that's very upsetting.
Amy: Hey, did you get my sexy calendar invite?
Jake: You mean the one titled 8 pm coitus?
Amy: Yes, and the one titled 7:50 pm foreplay.
I love animals. I'm the mushy one on the squad.
Rosa
Amy: Didn't work.
Jake: Ugh, I knew it! I got bum nards!
Hitchcock: See ya dorks, I'm gonna get some!
Jake: Well, Hitchcock still sucks!
