Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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I've had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Rosa
Maybe I should have offered free streudel. Maybe then Scully would have come.
Terry
He asked for Gina, let's give the people what they want.
Gina
Jake: We're not going to let anything happen to your...
Charles: Boyle Oil?
Jake: You're gonna be a great dad, with or without your -
Charles: Boyle Oil?
Jake: Nope, not saying it.
Jake: That looks like my dad. That is my dad! You cannot use his sperm! You cannot use his sperm!
Charles: My son would be your brother!
Jake: There's more? Charles, this is too much.
Charles: Nonsense, it was just a lot of time and a lot of money.
We don't need guns. I have a lighter, okay, we get some hairspray, make some flame throwers. Let's fry these bitches.
Gina
Charles: How are we going to get past them without a gun fight?
Jake: I'll tell you how John McClane would do it, the vents.
Charles: Blast the A/C, they get chilly, they leave to find sweaters.
Jake: No, we're going to climb through them.
Charles: Even better, classic use of vents.
Terry: I do not want a repeat of last year when Scully called me fifty times on Christmas morning.
Scully: No, I called you once, my butt called the other forty-nine.
Amy: You guys are doing a polar swim, why didn't you ask me?
Captain Holt: We didn't think you'd be interested.
Rosa: You're always cold, you brought a blanket to a Mets game in mid-July.
Terry: Also keep Captain Holt away from her.
Jake: Really? Why?
Terry: He's always weird around her and it stresses her out. She says he reminds her of those judgemental trees from Lord of The Rings.
Jake: (scoffs) They're called Ents, get a life, dweeb.
