Dennis: You are the only one that I trust.
David: You can't manipulate me anymore.
Dennis: The combination to the safe is the license plate of your first bike.
David: What?
Dennis: The Green Phantom Schwinn? Vintage tags? You rode that bike every day. I only wish that I had told you how happy I was that you loved my gift.

Evan: It's weird. I know we kind of just started dating, but I feel like I've known you forever.
Abby: Awww. It kinda sounds like you love me.

It's a little like you, isn't it? Cute, means well, but don't get too close.

Luke

If your business plan is half as good as the salt air on the pinot noir grapes, I would fund you.

Abby

Mick: Or you could just tell him you miss him.
Bree: It's hard. You talk to someone every day, and then, poof, they're gone.
Mick: I know the feeling. How long's it been since you two talked?
Bree: Like a week and change?
Mick: You're gonna need a bigger cactus.

David: I should hang up this phone right now.
Dad: I'm innocent!
David: Oh, really. I suppose you were framed?
Dad: Yes!
David: It's impossible or me to believe you because you literally stole my trust. You stole my trust fund!
Dad: David, I didn't steal it. I just put it somewhere safe so they couldn't get at it.
David: Oh, really?
Dad: You're gonna get it all back. You just have to trust me.

Luke: You can always run it by them and see how they react.
Bree: Whoa. Be all open and honest?
Luke: Crazy thought.

Sarah: How have I never been in here?
Bree: The real question is how have we never taken you here?

When in doubt, choose joy.

Abby

David: Thanks for making me feel less crazy.
Jess: Well, usually it's you doing that for me, so I can return the favor.
David: That's what a marriage is, isn't it? Just makin' each other feel less crazy.

Carter: Megan, I know you love your kids. I really don't want to interfere with your personal life.
Megan: Then don't, Carter.
Carter: Have you really thought what it would mean for you to get back together with Mick? I mean, you left him for a reason, right?
Megan: That was a long time ago.
Carter: You think people can really change.
Megan: Yeah, I think they can. Mick is a very proud man, and the fact that he can admit he has a problem and needs help just makes me love him all the more.

Abby: I lied. I think I like romance.
Evan: So do I.
Abby: And I might love twinkly lights.
Evan: Yes! The twinklier, the better, right?