Chuck Season 2 Quotes
(Chuck tries to pull Agent Burghee back onto the window washer's scaffolding)
Burghee: Pull me up!
Chuck: I'm trying, I'm trying! Please...please tell me where my father is.
Burghee: Or what, you'll drop me?!?
Chuck: I'd never drop you; that's a horrible thing to do to somebody!
Burghee: Really?
Chuck: Yeah, it's a 15 story fall; it's an awful way to die!
Lester: I mean, people, do you have any idea what working with fried food would do to my complexion?
Jeff: I can't leave the Buy More. I won't survive in the real world. I'm institutionalized.
Chuck: Most girls only get four Cs with the ring, but my Jill she got five: Cut, Color, Clarity, Carat and Chuck!
Chuck: You can't shoot us because the whole family will hear it.
Bernie: Right. I can't. (He picks up a baseball bat) But I can beat you to death.
Chuck: I was really hoping for a third option that did not include death.
Burghee: Are you wearing a wire?
Chuck: That's preposterous!
(Two agents draw their guns at Chuck's head)
Burghee: Are you wearing a wire?
Chuck: Yes, yes, I am.
Casey: Chuck's dad. Where is he?
Jill: I don't know...exactly. But I do know someone who might know where they're holding him.
Sarah: Who?
Jill: My Uncle Bernie.
Casey: That better not be a joke because I don't have a sense of humor.
I can't...tell you how many times I defiled myself at work. Emmett cured me of that. Now I only violate myself at home or in the car. But never in the Nerd Herder.
Jeff
Big Mike: Sweet Onion Chicken teriyaki.
Morgan: Yep.
Big Mike: A taste of the Orient in Burbank. The flavors melt together in perfect harmony. Just like me and your mama.
Sarah: You're 100% sure you want to go through with this?
Chuck: More like 45, maybe...maybe 30.
Sarah: Are you okay?
Chuck: Yeah, I think so. I mean, I'm-- I'm glad we found him for Ellie.
Sarah: And for you?
Chuck: Yeah. Maybe he's not as crazy as I remembered.
(Stephen returns with an overnight bag)
Stephen: Oookay, let's go get your sister married, hunh? Maybe we should...wait until dark, they're... (he peeks through the curtains) they're tracking my every move. (Muttering to himself) Rat bastards...
(Drew gives Chuck a tour of Roark Instruments)
Chuck: Hey, what's that?
Drew: The lobby.
Chuck: What's that?
Drew: Elevator.
Chuck: What's that?
Drew: The bathroom.
Chuck: (Giddy) Man, this place is awesome!
I'm gonna kill you when I wake up.
Casey
