Jenn: Where's your bridal glow?
Desna: It's dim. Let's just get this over with.

Don't worry. She hear nothing. She off Candy Crushing.

Zlata [to Desna about Olga]

Virginia [to Desna]: You go sign those papers like the accessory to murder that you are.
Jenn: I'll miss you least of all, Scarecrow.

Virginia: Something you want to share?
Desna: You know what? Mind your nosy business.
Virginia: Damn! Is that how you treat your bridesmaid?
Desna: Fake bridesmaid. Don't ask.

Bryce: I haven't seen you this excited since you fit into your skinny, skinny jeans after having Baylor.
Jenn: Wasn't that a shortlived victory?

Hi, Sis. What do you call that shade of red? Cry for help?

Lillian [to Polly]

Polly: Now is not a good time. I have a family situation to deal with.
Lillian: What do you think you're looking at?

I don't want Cheetos. I want peace and tranquility, nothing else.

Dean [to Virginia]

Zlata: Be like game: screw, marry, kill.
Desna: You mean screw, marry, turn over all of his assets, and then kill.
Zlata: All of that.

Jenn: You'd really peace out on Uncle Daddy and Roller?
Bryce: Hell, yeah. They'd finally have to use email, but ...

Polly: Marnie's been missing six hours now. I think I should call the police and get her on a milk carton or something.
Desna: Pol, I want you to take a deep, white breath. Marnie's not missing, baby, she's with her natural mama.

Desna: You could always come home.
Dean: Because of your horrible life choices, that's no longer an option for us.

Claws Quotes

Desna: How about next time you wait until I got my Spanx off?
Roller: Nobody's got time for that.

Virginia: Looks like I missed the party.
Jenn: You wouldn't have if you were on time for once in your dirty life.