Community Quotes
Do you know how long someone who is as sarcastic as I am would last in prison? Suuuuuuch a long time.
Jeff
Not a lot of people get a second chance. Just you, and probably Obama.
Murray
Murray: Wherever there is air, we have eyes.
Troy: Gross.
Also when you die you go all the way back to the study room, so don't die.
Jeff
Why did this thing take photos if it was going to completely fabricate body shapes?
Shirley
Abed: She can make babies for me.
Troy: Oh and I can't?
Dammit, I thought we could count on Britta not to screw up drinking.
Jeff
Shirley: Now what are you doing?
Annie: He was suffering!
Shirley: Yeah from axe wounds!
White crystal, do you think dad was into meth?
Pierce
A 100 year old man spent 30 years creating a video game? This I have to see.
Jeff
I made a new rule that the air conditioning school has to act like a real school. I can do that because I'm their Messiah.
Troy
You were like a white Blair Underwood.
Shirley
