Community Quotes
Don't use gay as a derogatory term. Boo-yeah! Good person.
Pierce
Helping only ourselves is bad and helping each other is good.
Jeff
Britta: Everything is terrible.
Annie: Have you been watching Dance Moms again?
You're VH1, Robocop 2 and Back to the Future 3. You're the center slice of a square cheese pizza. Actually, that sounds delicious. I'm the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You're Jim Belushi.
Evil Abed
You fix not only air conditioners. But the men who fix them.
Vice Dean Laybourne
Abed: I'm reading the novelization of The Chronicles of Riddick.
Evil Abed: Can you really say that's a saner decision?
Britta: Shut up, Leonard. I know about your crooked wang.
Leonard: No such thing as bad press.
The dean has been kidnapped! He's out there somewhere cold, alone, most likely trying to cobble together a sexy Patty Hearst costume.
Britta
We couldn't have been expelled by the real dean; he loves us.
Abed
So what you call insanity, we call solidarity!
Britta
We're all kind of crazytown banana pants.
Pierce
Since we got expelled, he's been creepy weird like present day Robin Williams.
Troy [about Abed]
