Community Quotes
Abed won't go to any kind of doctor on his own. Last year we caught him trying to remove his own tonsils.
Jeff
Hello rich people? Troy's joining you, yes I'll hold.
Troy
We're together, that makes this the perfect timeline.
Abed
I was gonna be the first person in my family to graduate from community college. Everyone else graduated from normal college.
Troy
Chang is a psychopathic wannabe warlord with an army of prepubescent thugs. He as living in the school's airvent system with a monkey!
Jeff
How about Pierce Hawthorne and the Greendale six?
Pierce
Let's burn this mother down!
Pierce
Greendale has warped me like a Barbie in a microwave!
Annie
Annie maybe you could say something nice about Star Burns, some sugar to go with that spice?
Dean
Come on I'm dean and my hands are so clean at this moment, I am stapling something.
Dean [singing]
You seemed smarter to me when I met you.
Jeff [to Britta]
If we rub that, will he come out and do celebrity impressions?
Troy
