Community Season 1 Quotes
The minute before you thought about busting us, that was the minute you had chicken in your hands.
Abed
The universe goes by supply and demand the more you take and demand, the more it sends.
Jeff
To victory, it feels unfamiliar but it tastes like chicken.
Jeff
I may not eat meat, but I'm not gonna eat that injustice.
Britta
Troy: He released Annie's Boobs. Annie's Boobs could be anywhere.
Shirley: We get it! You named your monkey Annie's Boobs.
I caught him stuffing my man full of chicken, and Tyler Perry has a whole series of movies about why that's wrong.
Shirley
Can we make this quick? I have to give a banana to Annie's Boobs.
Troy
For your information, I don't have an ego. My Facebook photo is a landscape.
Jeff
Troy: I think I'm failing psychopharmacology.
Britta: Why are you taking that?
Troy: I thought it was a class about crazy farm animals.
If God were edible - not that I'm Catholic - but if it was cool to eat God, he'd be a chicken finger.
Troy
His dreadlocks remind me of the Predator, which is weird because you're doing the actual hunting, and you seem invisible to him.
Abed
Jeff: Why do you have a monkey?
Troy: It's an animal that looks like a dude. Why don't I have 10 of them?
