Community Season 1 Quotes
I hope I get multiple personalities. I get lonely in long showers.
Troy
Jeff: Guess where Rich is from?
Britta: Couldn't have been crazy town because you would have gone to high school together.
Thanks but I'll have to get a second opinion from someone in my basket weaving class.
Jeff
Britta: Someone's mom gave them way too much praise.
Jeff: Man, so did someone's psych teacher.
Shirley: I've never been a captain before.
Pierce: I have I commanded a jet ski through an electrical storm and only had one casualty.
Troy: Jet skis only hold two people.
Pierce: Exactly, I saved half the crew.
Shirley: I was going to sign up for a class to make an online dating profile, but sailing in the parking lot sounds less pathetic.
Troy: A black person on a sailboat? I gotta see this. I'm in.
Are we hugging or dancing?
Jeff
Have a family, share your life. That and learning computers are two things you just can't knock out at the end.
Pierce
She's grifting him. She's taking a bunch of money from him. He thinks it's for school. But it's for...grifting!
Jeff
I have to go to my car and get my emergency shirt. And I don't even like that shirt!
Abed's dad
A switch is a stick she can use to whoop you with. Cherish, Britta. Cherish.
Troy
You want me to wingman you with your ex-stepdaughter?
Jeff
