Coroner
Sundays 9:00 PM on The CWCoroner Quotes
Dr Sharma: Stay with what you're feeling Jenny.
Jenny: Nothing.
Dr. Sharma: Stay with nothingness. Hold it. Examine it from all sides. What is nothing telling you?
McAvoy: Well, Mark Lloyd's been picked up.
Noor: Hmph. Because he shot at me, not because he assulted his wife.
Mcavoy: The law can be tricky on these things. Can I get you a glass of water?
Noor: The law doesn't take assualting women seriously. Men think they're above the law because they are.
McAvoy: They're not above my law.
Noor: You write your own laws?
Detective, you may have a badge, but I don't have to talk to you. I know my rights.
Noor
Jenny: What are you doing?
Ross: Well, I can't afford to pay rent, so I'm gonna live outside, in the tent.
Jenny: Ross, I ... mm ... You know what? I'm too tired for this tonight. I ... I'm gonna leave the front door open for when you come to your senses.
Ross: Okay, I'm not going to though. I'm independant now.
Alison: I did just get off the phone with Air Traffic Control. There was a chartered commercial flight diverted en route to Ottawa Capital Airport. It was rerouted to Metro Toronto Airport because of a medical emergency.
Jenny: Did it fly over where we found the body?
Alison: It did. It's scheduled to leave in a couple of hours.
Jenny: 'Kay. Call ATC back and get the plane grounded.
Alsion: You can do that?
Jenny: Yes, I can!
Jenny: Oh-ho! Is that a present for me?
Alison: Peace offereing, I guess. Ross dropped it off.
Jenny: Mm. It's almost as good as a high school diploma.
Ross: I need a job.
Alison: Yeah, so I hear.
Ross: You know, I saw on LinkedIn that they were looking for nighttime security guards here.
Alison: I know that posting.
Ross: Yeah?
Alsion: But it requires that you be able to stand for long periods of time.
Ross: Okay, yeah. I mean. I've, I've been, I can stand.
Alison: Be physically imposing.
Ross: Mm!
Alison: And have a high school diploma.
Alison: What am I asking?
Jenny: Ask if the CT scan showed any broken bones.
Alison: Of course it did. Did you see his legs?
Jenny: Yeah, not just legs. His arms, ribs, uh, pelvis. Got it! Our UFO lady might be right. I think our body fell from the sky.
Alison: Jenny? What're you doing?
Jenny: Can you call the autopsy suite?
Alison: Do you want me to call the fire department too? Yeah, I don't think our benefits cover "fall from tree!"
Ross: This is ... I wish I was coming with you. This is dumb.
Matteo: Literally, um, every place name at Queens ends in "Hall." Like, this hall, that hall. How the hell am I gonna know where I'm going? You're the navigator in our relationship.
Ross: I messed up. 'Kay, I messed up big time. And that's why I'm not coming with you, but I will find my way back to you.
Matteo: Promise?
Ross: Yes, I promise.
Jones: Did you get me thank you for getting me out of jail present?
Jenny: Dr. Peterson? I mean that was a pretty fucked up thank you.
Jones: Oh, no no. The newspaper article about your sister's death. You dig up my ghosts, I dig up your ghosts. I became interested in you after you helped me. I just- I knew that we had something in common.
Malik: Know where the real money's at? Cannabis stocks.
Kim: It's a bubble.
Malik: Please. You know who's gonna invest in the Malik side hustle?
Kim: Big Mac? Why would he? I'm his favorite.
Malik: Nah.
Kim: When's the last time he texted you? Never. What's his nickname for you? None. You are not his favorite, Malik, and I'll tell you why.
Malik: Why?
Kim: Here's what he knows about you, you like garbage jewelry, you can't stop eating at only one hotdog, your mom loves your girlfriend more than you, and your dad displays all your Boy Scout badges in his office.
Malik: So?
Kim: Here's what he doesn't know about me. I moved away from home when I was 16. I was an elite rower. I live with my girlfriend and our 3 dogs. I won the Tough Mudder last weekend. Here's what he does know about me. I'm a kickass detective, ergo, I'm his favorite.
