Javy didn't leave us much but he left us you.

Valerie [to Ben]

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Ben: Hey, chief! Where's your bathroom? Bano?
Clerk: Customers only.
Ben: Maybe you can make an exception. Or you can sell me one of these boxes and I'll take a shit in that instead.

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Man: We were told there would be no drugs.
Coyote: Plans change.

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• Added: December 30, 2020